i wanna a spiritual franchise!!!!

i want some spoon fed spirituality!
how much would it cost to be somebody special under your marquee?
how many scripts do i need to learn by rote before i can get my own franchise?
do i get a peice of the merchandising?


why are you selling alpha shanty spaces when it is the blocks in the beta that supports the separation from the Beloved? You may be, but I ain't!